Time of Death: July 1, 2042 - Will They Pimp my Casket?
Well, for a slightly depressing experience, use the Death Clock.
According to the Death Clock, I will die on July 1, 2042. Another 1,141,961,527 seconds to live. I can now put that in my agenda and make the necessary arrangements. I can change my time of death by gaining/losing weight or by starting smoking. I didn’t know I had so much control on my destiny.
Many people see funeral planning as an extension of will and estate planning. Me, I don’t really care what they’ll do with my dead body. If I had to decide now, I would go directly to cremation (do not pass GO and do no collect $200). None of that traditional funeral or burial. Burn baby burn.
Caskets are so expensive but also, very boring. I’m waiting for the day when we see a show on TV called “Pimp My Casket”. Everyone should have a flat screen TV and an XBox in their casket. What about some pimping wheels on my last resting place? Or a headstone with some bling and neon lights? Show Some Love and “Pimp My Hearse”!
The bottom line is that I want something very simple: quick cremation and then flush what’s left down the toilet. If my friends and family want something more, it is completely up to them. Anyway, I am hoping to outlive all of them so it won’t matter. I just have to eat healthier, work out regularly, have a positive outlook on life, …. Who am I kidding? July 1, 2042 it is.
I have now only 1,141,959,438 seconds left. I better find something meaningful to do.
R.I.P.